fred

1. (Fred) (3584↑, 743↓)

Some obnoxious kid on [YouTube] who tries to be funny by speeding up his voice and making it high pitched. All he does is talk about random stuff in that annoying-ass voice the whole time. And yes, I've watched it and it is awful. I honestly do not know how people think this garbage is funny.

Person1: Hey, do you wanna go on YouTube. I think there's a new Fred video up. Person2: No way, Fred sucks. He isn't even funny, he's just annoying.

Author: iduncurr http://fred.urbanup.com/3668466

2. (Fred) (1851↑, 660↓)

A person who does stupid, annoying, or idiotic things.

That fred over there won't shut up\!

Author: Bob Jblue http://fred.urbanup.com/2399596

3. (Fred) (950↑, 335↓)

A character on YouTube created by Lucas Cruishank on the channel "fred". It is currently the most popular and most subscribed channel. It was also the first ever channel on YouTube to hit 1,000,000 subscribers, with the second being nigahiga. Fred is basically a 6-year-old that got access to PCP somehow. He talks in a high-pitched voice and runs around like a dog just bit him in the ass. He lives with his less than supportive mother and grandmother. Fred's father is in Guantanamo or Alcatraz, I'm not sure and I don't think it was ever clarified. His love intrest is a bully named Judy in love with another bully named Kevin. They both pick on Fred. I, personally, don't hate Lucas, but I really am not a fan of the character Fred. It really isn't incredibly funny. Actually, when I first saw it, I actually forced a laugh. Not the best comedy or entertainment... However, what pisses me of is his publicity. He isn't even funny, but he's managed to recieve media attention and he's been on a popular TV show. I think he's going to be on another one soon\! Bullshit. Just, bullshit. At this point I have a feeling, within a year, this will be a full-fledged TV show. Something ANYONE could have done getting on TV? Imagine THAT... What pisses me off the most are his fanboys and fangirls, but then again... all types of those piss EVERYONE off... The only thing more annoying, though are the people who start Anti-Fred groups and campaigns and post SPAM everywhere talking about their "plot" (which ULTIMATELY fails anyway) to end Fred. It won't happen for a LONG one jackasses... get a LIFE\! That pretty much sums it up...

Fred Spammer/ Hater/ "Bob" Enthusiast: EVERYONE UNSUB FRED\!/ Were gonna kick your ass Fred\! Fred: HEY\! IT'S FRED AND I JUST SHOVED METH UP MY ASS\! NOW JUDY AND MY MOM WILL LOVE ME\! Fred Fanboy/girl: Fred... is... AWESOME\!/ He's so CUTE\! Me: All of you, shut-up. He's not that great... It's just there...

Author: JoShmoWasHere http://fred.urbanup.com/4041376

4. (Fred) (636↑, 209↓)

The most over rated person on YouTube. He is a tennager that runs around in circles saying random things. He punches himself in the balls so he has a really high-pitched voice. Sadly, over one million people think his videos are funny. He has no talent.

Bob: Did you see the new Fred video? He's so funny\! Joe: *facepalm*

Author: Green Strummer http://fred.urbanup.com/4096146

5. (Fred) (571↑, 351↓)

Fred n. 1) a person who spends a lot of money on his bike and clothing, but still can't ride, Poser. 2) A person who has a mishmash of old gear, doesn't care at all about technology or fashion, didn't race or follow racing, etc. Often identified by chain ring marks on white calf socks. Myth has it that "Fred" was actually a well-known grumpy old touring rider. Some Freds are actually powerful riders that just don't care what others think.

1. Me and Jerry were riding flat out when some Fred on a rusty, Schwinn World blew past us like we were standing still. We tried to catch him but he was too fast. 2. Check out that guy\! He's 100 pound over weight and his bike is a Lance Armstrong replica. The dude even has the Discovery Team kit. He must have spent 7 grand. What a Fred.

Author: Cannondale Chuck http://fred.urbanup.com/2575325

6. (Fred) (320↑, 107↓)

The \#1 most subscribed youtube channel of all time but doesn't deserve 1 subscriber. Fred is a comedy show that consists of some dude named Lucas Cruikshank pretending to be a 5 year old that does very stupid things. He speeds up his videos so his voice sounds high pitched like a chipmunk. At the beginning of every one of his his videos, he says Hey, it's Freeeeeeeeed. Thats gets very annoying. As of now, he has 1,260,536 subscribers and 52,953,967 channel veiws. He was formerly a member of JKLproduction but quit to start Fred.

Man 1: Hey, Fred is so funny\! Man 2: No he's not\!\! He's so stupid.

Author: PartyGoomba http://fred.urbanup.com/4103302

7. (Fred) (325↑, 159↓)

another term for Bastard

Oh my God, he is such a Fred\!

Author: Kate Sheard http://fred.urbanup.com/3377931

8. (Fred) (137↑, 67↓)

The most overrated Youtube user in the history of Youtube. He has the most subscribers ever for dumb video that have no point whatsoever and are not enjoyable to watch. Only girls,gays and little kids enjoy that garbage.

Guy1: Hey let me log in YT Guy2: K Guy1: OMG NEW FRED VIDEO 1 MILLION VIEWS OMGZ Guy2: Let's watch it. Guy1: OMG SO COOL AND SO FUNNI Guy2: wtf it sucks

Author: SOMEBODY94 http://fred.urbanup.com/4139216

9. (Fred) (134↑, 81↓)

One of the best people on earth. Trustworthy, kind and pretty damn close to perfect. The best friend a person could get.

"What a lovely person" "must be a Fred."

Author: FrankeeDoodle http://fred.urbanup.com/4448942

10. (Fred) (88↑, 43↓)

an awesome guy who is good at sports, and super smart. tends to have cool hair. Freds are cute, super super hot amazin in bed a perfect kisser and has a big dick, best friend you will ever have. good at xbox. laughs at almost everything, so great sense of Humor. if you know a Fred then you are lucky

girl 1: omg omg omg, who is that??? he is sooo cute girl 2: o i don't know, but i'm guessing his name is Fred, i mean who else would be THAT cute

Author: raid1234567 http://fred.urbanup.com/5434735

11. (fred) (168↑, 144↓)

A female [vibrator].

I broke my fred, wanna go shopping for a new one?

Author: The Abominable Cellist http://fred.urbanup.com/3541427

12. (Fred) (44↑, 21↓)

1. A genuinely awesome and persuasive person who is so attractive, smart and cool it is sometimes intimidating for other people. His eccentric and outgoing personality can often be misunderstood as being arrogant and just plain weird though those that truly know him are insanely attracted to him. 2. An awesome person whose name has been tarnished by some douche bag on youtube who has ruined the name "Fred" for all other Freds

Person 1: Oh my look how sexy and intelligent that guy is I bet his name is Fred Person 2: You mean like that annoying kid on Youtube? Person 1: Eww NO\! I mean an actual Fred Person 2: OH Ok now that you put it that way he is pretty sexy and looks so much like a Fred

Author: FredDitzian31 http://fred.urbanup.com/5010758

13. (Fred) (68↑, 50↓)

A combination of nails on chalkboard, ADD, lack of testosterone, and AIDs. It's like a train wreck, so horrible you just can't look away. That feeling you get when step on a nail. The most horrible thing in the E-Universe, it well even possibly cause the real universe to expload. In islamic the word "Fred" is equal to "Infedel". They dont want to nuke us because we are evil, its because we harbour the great evilness that is Fred. the aliens reuse to contact us because the once flick on Youtube and saw fred. NOTE: They also saw 'Meet the Spartans', so this may also be the cause. Fred will release a full length movie in 2012, this wil lbe the apococlypse. It is a shame that such a thing(Its actually, classified in the same family as Sea Urchins) exists, but Fred can only be vanquished with holy water or a steak through the heart. Spare yourselfs, and neevr watch him, and destroy your computer to be safe. If you have, better find a bridge to jump off.

I saw a guy watch to much Fred, his head just exploaded...

Author: FredIsTheEnd http://fred.urbanup.com/4303326

14. (Fred) (41↑, 28↓)

An amazing Guy. Freds are Totally hot, Hillarious, great boyfriends. (: They might seem like a jock that is too cool for feelings, but when you get close to them, you see they have a big heart. Give great hugs, and isn't afraid to show feelings in public. Hates annoying girls too

Girl 1: Did you see that hot boy? Girl 2: Who, Fred? Girl 1: Yeah, I like him a lot, but i think he's too cool for me Girl 2: No, he's super sweet, go for it\!(:

Author: loveroflife339 http://fred.urbanup.com/5283998

15. (FRED) (38↑, 25↓)

A person you hate because of his/her voice.

Girl: I hate him, he is such a FRED.

Author: yourinhell4567 http://fred.urbanup.com/4908481

16. (FRED) (19↑, 9↓)

noun: railroad acronym for "Flashing Rear End Device", the "black box" attached to the rear of most freight trains in the US since the 1980's, replacing the caboose. Officially known as an End of Train Device (EOT), this is attached to the rear coupler and air brake line of the last car on the train. The device incorporates a pressure sensor and a radio to transmit brake line air pressure back to the lead locomotive, and a flashing red light to serve as a warning marker to other trains at night. Also referred to in less complimentary terms as a "Fucking Rear End Device", due to the fact that early versions were heavy, cumbersome to handle, and not known to be especially reliable.

"FRED is telling us we have no air. Either we broke the train in two (uncoupled cars or broke a coupler knuckle, which would disconnect an air line) or somebody closed an angle cock (valve that supplies air pressure to individual car brakes)."

Author: speedstan http://fred.urbanup.com/4750948

17. (FRED) (12↑, 10↓)

acronym standing for "Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device" (usually any computer or computer part that's pissng you off\!)

How was your day at work? The stupid temporary FRED they stuck me with for my login terminal kept going down all day\!

Author: Cyberpope,Richmond,BC,Canada http://fred.urbanup.com/4656991

18. (Fred) (12↑, 11↓)

A kind and considerate guy who will never let you down. Charming, thoughtful, trustworthy and polite, a Fred is the best friend you could ever have. Excellent in academics, poetry and secret handshakes, he poons the competition at everything he does. Also likes to be called Freddy, but not Freddie. Would someday like to own a sloth, ‘simply because they are very funny to observe’. The number one fan of [Ernests Gulbis] Has a man crush on [Joe Hart] Most definitely is NOT ‘some obnoxious kid on Youtube who tries to be funny by speeding up his voice and making it high pitched’. Name origin: a peaceful ruler (German) The male equivalent to an [Anna]

Girl 1: How's your boyfriend? Girl 2: Oh, you know...he's a Fred :) ... Naan: Meep meep meep. Fred: Meep meep meep meep.

Author: Naan :) http://fred.urbanup.com/5590292

19. (Fred) (3↑, 3↓)

The most amazing person ever.. Bailey Ann Spanglers boo

you are such a fred

Author: hfg http://fred.urbanup.com/6149399

20. (Fred) (0↑, 1↓)

The act of getting head in your friends laundry room

Yo did see him gettin Fred at the party last night.

Author: VulpesVulpes http://fred.urbanup.com/5882394

21. (Fred) (0↑, 1↓)

Normally the name of a Dustin's penis and has a freckle. The "Fred" is very large and brings multiple orgasms to women. A man with a "Fred" can have any woman. They can never get enough.

"Have u seen his Fred? It's huge... He must be a Dustin. Id fuck him any night.

Author: kw14 http://fred.urbanup.com/5874736

22. (fred) (0↑, 1↓)

Australian slang for a condom or rubber.

I've got to stop and get some freds before my date tonight.

Author: Dekay11 http://fred.urbanup.com/5856962

23. (Fred) (8↑, 9↓)

1. The personal name most frequently used as a metasyntactic variable (see foo). Allegedly popular because it's easy for a non-touch-typist to type on a standard QWERTY keyboard. Unlike J. Random Hacker or "J. Random Loser", this name has no positive or negative loading (but see Mbogo, Dr. Fred). See also barney. 2. A half spoon, half fork eating device. Often found in military mess kits. Also called a spork. 3. An acronym for "Fucking Ridiculous Eating Device". 4. James. Kind of like a spoon.

Hey, you...(forgets name) fred... Has anyone seem my Fred? Has anyone seen this Fred? Hey, James is a Fred, kinda like a spoon.

Author: johnathan sigg http://fred.urbanup.com/4751274

24. (Fred) (19↑, 20↓)

Code for a woman's menstrual cycle.

Tara: Man, Fred is in town again. Jenna: Fred doesn't come to my town for another week. Tara: I hate Fred.

Author: taraloves2poo http://fred.urbanup.com/4309326

25. (fred) (3↑, 8↓)

An acronym for Freaking-retarted-erotic-douche used to describe a male that acts retarted and usually makes erotic jokes a female fred is a Freddina

he's such a fred i know right?so retarted

Author: Freddouche http://fred.urbanup.com/5360781

26. (fred) (4↑, 9↓)

some kid that starts alot of drama and if you talked to him behind a computer screen you would think he is a girl,

fred-" OMGGGGGGGGGG\<3 whaatttttttt boyyyyyyy typesssssss likeeeeeeeeeee thissssssssssss ;)

Author: datdudeonline http://fred.urbanup.com/5288654

27. (Fred) (7↑, 12↓)

An internet phenomenon character created by and starring Lucas Cruikshank on the popular video sharing site YouTube. The videos are split into sketches, revolving around an 8 year old boy who is lonely, has a crush on a girl called Judy, has a mother who sounds more like a man than a woman and has never met his father, who supposedly is on death row. In order to obtain his 'child-ish' gimmick, Cruikshank 'chipmunks' his voice so that whenever Fred screams, it makes your soul bleed. After being on YouTube for over 3 years, 'Fred' has gained over a million subscribers, and was at one point the most subscribed user on YouTube, that was until he was beaten by YouTube comedian 'NigaHiga'.

HEY IT'S FRREEEDD\!\!\!\!11 - The character's opening catchphrase. I saw a Fred video today and left a bad comment :(

Author: JK2010 http://fred.urbanup.com/5058359

28. (Fred) (6↑, 11↓)

Cockney Rhyming slangism for a lady's "parts" ie Quim - as in Fred Quimby of Tom & Jerry and Disney fame . . . Looking at the other "fred" definitions it seems kind of apt too\!

Oy\! Don't be such a Fred\!\! - meaning "don't be such a c**t" or "hmmmm big boy, my Fred is moistening just looking at you\!"

Author: boudin http://fred.urbanup.com/4762176

29. (Fred) (1↑, 7↓)

A person who is also known as a burn out,or a Thug,A person who will try to sell you anything to make money,usually known as a pothead and or hustler.

She is trying way to hard to be a Fred,Wow he can make alot of money off of pointless thing's he MUST be a Fred.

Author: mnmmunchies14 http://fred.urbanup.com/5684352

30. (fred) (5↑, 11↓)

Fred Fred: backing out of your duties.likes tulips..and rainbows..never splashes puddles at ppl..or drive their car and splash a huge puddle at someone..not a roadrager..wants to die someday..wants to see his dead dog in the sky and play with jesuses cock.doesnt like shirley..is strange..likes to sit down..hamster..chews things..burps a lot ...repeats..words...lies..trys to make himself luk gud..if gets a promotion could be fired..panic attacks..BAD..being a dude that doesnt take it up the ass..no backbone shallow . lies to ur friends . makes them luk stupid . makes himself look evn more stupid. buys things for ppl. genuine . very shy . afraid of sharks . gets panic attacks . lies in bed awake wheezing . drives 45 miles.gets stoned . loves traffic . hitches to get rides all over town. not gay . does not partake in homosexual activities unless his wife is involved :( freds ancestors were freed in austrailia hence the name fred.feeds ducks.loves dumpster diving.cant get enough of stockings.loves diana ross.ginger sex.likes to travel.does not smell. fred.

fred is a nut

Author: igrantyoufree http://fred.urbanup.com/5306107

31. (Fred) (3↑, 10↓)

Fred: backing out of your duties.likes tulips..and rainbows..never splashes puddles at ppl..or drive their car and splash a huge puddle at someone..not a roadrager..wants to die someday..wants to see his dead dog in the sky and play with jesuses cock.doesnt like shirley..is strange..likes to sit down..hamster..chews things..burps a lot ...repeats..words...lies..trys to make himself luk gud..if gets a promotion could be fired..panic attacks..BAD..being a dude that doesnt take it up the ass..no backbone shallow . lies to ur friends . makes them luk stupid . makes himself look evn more stupid. buys things for ppl. genuine . very shy . afraid of sharks . gets panic attacks . lies in bed awake wheezing . drives 45 miles.gets stoned . loves traffic . hitches to get rides all over town. not gay . does not partake in homosexual activities unless his wife is involved :( freds ancestors were freed in austrailia hence the name fred.feeds ducks.loves dumpster diving.cant get enough of stockings.loves diana ross.ginger sex.likes to travel.does not smell.

fred.

Author: igrantyoufreedom http://fred.urbanup.com/5306096

32. (fred) (8↑, 16↓)

A french pedophile.

Oh look, its that french pedo - fred

Author: jakernub http://fred.urbanup.com/5066797

33. (Fred) (26↑, 40↓)

An obese male who is obsessed with girls that are 15 and younger. He sits around and jacks it to Halo and child pornography. Also known as a Fredophile

Fred: "Hey baby how old are you?" Jess: "I'm 18" Fred: "Damn, Got any little sisters?"

Author: Fredophilia http://fred.urbanup.com/4086867

34. (Fred) (41↑, 57↓)

Strong, Athletic, Caring kind of guy spends time with people who care about others and doesnt put up with bull****. Likes to party and meet new people everyday(especially girls).

"Hey Fred\!"(GIRL), "Hey\! how you doing?"(FRED), "Great, how about you?"(GIRL), "Good, Hey, how would you like to go get some lunch?"(FRED), "That would be great."(GIRL)

Author: Fred11 http://fred.urbanup.com/3708538

35. (fred) (61↑, 78↓)

fred, nigga aka weed

"Why were you with Spankey?" "We were chillin with Fred."

Author: brrrandi http://fred.urbanup.com/2747738

36. (Fred) (16↑, 39↓)

A ridiculously lazy and eccentric dog. They are uninterested in treats, bones or toys. They only enjoy resting and napping. Large spaces and freedom cause great anxiety to a Fred. They prefer to be under the bed, behind the toilet or under the kitchen sink.

That Fred hasn't moved in 3 days.

Author: kimosterberg http://fred.urbanup.com/3687160

37. (Fred) (28↑, 53↓)

Tough

Fred Not complaining about injuries...

Author: jtc245 http://fred.urbanup.com/3504389

38. (fred) (32↑, 68↓)

Fred - married to Wilma off the Flinstones, Not anything to do with [females]

Hey Fred go get me a beer, NOW.

Author: Welovewhenflowsintown http://fred.urbanup.com/2495775

39. (Fred) (41↑, 79↓)

1. a name given to a [male], sometimes short for Fredrick. 2. [Fred Flintstone] 3. [Fred Astaire] 4. Fred Mertz from [I Love Lucy] 5. Fred: A popular character on [Youtube]. He's played by a fourteen-year-old who pretends to be a six-year-old and talks in a sped-up voice to make his voice sound younger, faster, and higher. He has an alcoholic mother that we don't see, only hear and who is obviously voiced by another teenage boy. He loves a girl named Judy, but Judy hates him. He loves a boy named Kevin.

1. Hello my name is Fred. 2. Fred Flintstone: Yabba Dabba Doo 3. Fred Astaire was a very talented man 4. Fred was such a tightwad 5. Fred's videos are sooooooooo funny\! He's crazy\!

Author: matthew winchell http://fred.urbanup.com/3259887

40. (fred) (20↑, 58↓)

FRED is an acronym for " 'effing' ridiculous electronic device ".

" I can't figure out that fred" (referring to a laptop/computer/confusing electronic device)

Author: Vunmph http://fred.urbanup.com/2782091

41. (fred) (7↑, 45↓)

[Free] Stuff, Free Merchandise, Free Products

When I went to the convention, the exhibitors gave out lots of "fred"\! "Hey, where did you get that? It was fred man\!\!"

Author: Nips http://fred.urbanup.com/1250727

42. (Fred) (15↑, 54↓)

a Fred is most of the time from NewYork and sits around and does nothing all week including sundays.A Fred also has been to jail at least once and is very fat.

MY STEP DAD FRED

Author: izzyipod http://fred.urbanup.com/3782708

43. (fred) (55↑, 96↓)

characterized by a love for bluegrass, a talent in all instruments, a passion for Middle Eastern languages, and an addiction to pie that cannot be cured by the Atkin's Diet. Overall a very smart and funny person usually from Oklahoma.

"That guitar player is such a Fred\!"

Author: sarah_was_here http://fred.urbanup.com/2320934

44. (fred) (17↑, 60↓)

the male genitals.

Wow, Paul's fred is huge\!

Author: sally4732141431 http://fred.urbanup.com/3243258

45. (fred) (22↑, 68↓)

stands for "Fucking Red" aka a girls period

Damn it, fred from virginias here again

Author: rockin2daend http://fred.urbanup.com/3125385

46. (Fred) (232↑, 289↓)

Fred is a fictional six-year-old boy who likes blogging on YouTube. He and his blogs are created by JKL Productions.

Mylie: "Hey, Kylie, have you seen the latest Fred video???" Kylie: "Yes, I have\!\!\! It was sooo funny\!\!\!"

Author: Catiebug http://fred.urbanup.com/3187940

47. (Fred) (24↑, 93↓)

A FRED is a Hot Cat. If you have a hot cat who is fat and cute and smart and loud, name him FRED.

What a hot cat. He's a Fred\!

Author: THE only Chimpers http://fred.urbanup.com/2846301

48. (fred) (17↑, 156↓)

Fred is the coolest person on Youtube. Hes got millions of fans and haters, the people who hate him do that just cuz hes hella famous and hes the most successful person on Youtube. I \<3 Fred.

Me - Oh mah goth dood, lets go watch Fred's new video. Saibin - No man, Fred fawking sucks. Me - * Pulls out a gun shots Saibin on his motherfawking penis. * : DIE FRED HATER, DIE :

Author: lolballfall http://fred.urbanup.com/3958800

49. (fred) (24↑, 235↓)

a hotass kid on youtube.

damn fred come to my house and u can make my voic go high pitched like yours

Author: Tikayla http://fred.urbanup.com/3742690

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Last updated: 2012.02.29